Here's an idea. Lots of people just sit around doing nothing all day, so why couldn't they market that wasted time to someone who desperately needs it, like me for instance? I could use a 16 hour day, and hey, they're wasting 12 or more hours every single day, sitting on the coach, doing nothing, so why not sit around and make a profit at the same time? (Note to self: Be sure profiting on sold time and sitting around at same time isn't double-dipping for IRS purposes).
Just think of the possibilities! More productivity for the busy bees and more money for the slackers! It's brilliant.
All I'd need is some machine to suck the time from the slacker's reality, bottle it up (maybe tablets would be nicer for the Busy Bee buyer), and then deliver it all nice and tidy. That would be so awesome! Anyone genius inventors want to take a stab at this, just go for it, and let me know when it's finished so I can be the first to try it.
Please call 1-800-GetTime if you want to buy time or sell time. Call now. There's no better time than right now! So Call. Now.
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